Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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