Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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