He is an equal opportunity slut.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I think we might need a safe word for this...
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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