do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
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That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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