We're facebook friends in real life
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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