Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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