talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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