Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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