my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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