I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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