do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
It's Friday. Sex?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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