the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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