no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
