You're completely useless in the revolution.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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