I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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