Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
this will be a night to untag.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Randomize
