Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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