Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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