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(865): View more from Tennessee

I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.

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(317): View more from Indiana

idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break

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(845): View more from New York

If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.

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(801): View more from Utah

She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies

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(647): View more from Ontario

I might as well just sew it shut at this point.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.

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