turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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