He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
