Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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