***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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