She's JV to your varsity
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
