so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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