so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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