all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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