so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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