That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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