so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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