i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
