I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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