You're a womanizer and a bitch.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
