That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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