But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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