If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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