just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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