I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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