I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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