U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
