Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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