I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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