Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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