its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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