She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
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Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I'm sobbing to NWA
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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