Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
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