Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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