can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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