You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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