I think i sorta joined a cult last night
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
