id be glad to
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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